Murder Incorporated

What has happened to the state of law in this once crime-free country? I’ve been reading more murder news on the front pages of the newspaper than the Prime Minister’s speeches. And the murderers in this country always get caught within a week.. Why do they ever chop the body into slices and throw them in a river or a lakeside.. This way they still leave enough clues for the police to recognize the victim.. Can’t they just mince the body and bury the pieces in a safe location (like it happens in The Sopranos).. In my opinion, these murderers simply do not read crime novels and suffer from stage fright.